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Trump jumps from 'anything goes' to 'strict regulation' AI policy
In a word, 'Huh?'
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Trump jumps from 'anything goes' to 'strict regulation' AI policy
In a word, 'Huh?'
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Meta U-turns on encryption push for Instagram as DMs go plaintext
After years of insisting end-to-end encryption was the future of online comms, Zuckcorp has handed itself full visibility into user chats once again
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Vi clone written in BASIC proves old habits :wq hard
A few hundred lines of Yabasic recreate just enough to keep modal editing muscle memory alive
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UK abandons police database cloud move after £35M transformation stalls
Home Office finds 80% of code cannot be reused, balks at £26M in extra costs
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GameStop CEO's eBay account reinstated following takeover PR stunt
Ryan Cohen briefly banned after bootstrapping cash ostensibly to buy the auction site
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Hackers ate my homework: Educational SaaS Canvas down after cyberattack
ShinyHunters takes the credit and gives developer an F for security
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Meta fights Ofcom over how many billions count as billions
Social media biz says watchdog's fine formula is 'disproportionate' and should stop counting global revenue
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Nothing says 'business continuity' like a dry wooden broom
No sparks, no glory
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BOFH: Nothing says 'business continuity' like a dry wooden broom
No sparks, no glory
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Lego throws its own Hail Mary
Movie-inspired set ticks the clever Technic box, but at a price
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Bus station display takes the Windows 10 road to nowhere
Spikes deter pigeons, but Microsoft still managed to foul the screen
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ON CALL: Custom PC worked in the lab, failed on site – and so did the angry client
It's amazing what happens when you plug everything in
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Custom PC worked in the lab, failed on site – and so did the angry client
It's amazing what happens when you plug everything in
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Custom PC worked in the lab, failed on site – and so did the angry client
It's amazing what happens when you plug everything in
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Cloudflare to fire 1,100 staff whose jobs just aren’t AI enough
Around 20 percent of staff get an ‘In one hour, you might not work here anymore’ email
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AWS warns of EC2 'impairment' as power loss hits notorious US-EAST-1 region
Extra aircon found to cool overheating datacenter as users complain their resources are... nowhere
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HPE drops first Juniper x Aruba collab – self-driving Wi-Fi
NetAdmins can stay in the loop while they learn to trust AI to tackle some scutwork
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Mozilla boasts Mythos boosted Firefox bug cull
Yet it remains unclear if Anthropic's uber model was effective, or if better model middleware is what makes the difference
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Dyna Software's AI assistant promises to massage your toughest ServiceNow configs
The tool is meant to take the place of 80% of the work that requires ServiceNow dev teams
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Fake IT workers rented laptops to Nork scammers, got prison time
Matthew Isaac Knoot and Erick Ntekereze Prince will each do 18 months for hosting laptops used by North Korean IT workers to remotely infiltrate US companies
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Anthropic response to 1-click pwn: Shouldn't have clicked 'ok'
Security biz Adversa AI argues users of AI tools need clearer warnings
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60% of MD5 password hashes are crackable in under an hour
Happy World Password Day! Maybe it's finally time to kill this holiday in favor of World No-More-Passwords Day?
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IBM Cloud evaporates as datacenter loses power
Customers say services were down for at least 4 hours, while status page showed no issues
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$250M crypto-robbing gang’s dirty work guy sentenced to 6.5 years behind bars
The then-teen was told to break in and steal what the keyboard warriors couldn’t
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TomTom’s route planner takes an unplanned detour into oblivion
Users report disappearing favorites, blank route planners, and cloud sync failures amid outage
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C++ survey finds AI use rising, though trust is in short supply
Language's popularity continues to grow despite commonly cited frustrations
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State-backed hackers hammer Palo Alto firewall zero-day before patch lands
Internet-facing PAN-OS firewalls are once again doing impressions of initial access brokers
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Official PCIe 8.0 draft aims for 1 TB/s data rate
Final specs due for release in 2028, so don't hold your breath for the hardware
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AMD puts out new slottable GPU for AI-curious enterprises
MI350P packs 144 GB of HBM3e and up to 4.6 petaFLOPS of FP4 grunt into a dual slot card